Hairy Armpits and Tony Blair

Some of you may know I work in the media.

Some of you may not.

Now you do.


I'm currently working as a researcher for an indie - my role, making tea and painting nails aside, involves contributor finding. Cue mass emails to various individuals all sides of the globe.

Cue hate mail...

I received the email below the other day. I just want to thank the guy, whose name I will withhold, for making my day. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

For the record. I've never voted for Tony Blair although I can just about deal with you calling me left-wing. BUT I DO SHAVE MY ARMPITS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!


Dear Caroline,

Thank you for your kind e-mail, I enjoyed reading it whilst reclining in my leather sofa smoking a rather large cigar.

Whilst I found the idea of contributing to your programme interesting, I quickly realised that the level of trust we as a club have in the left wing tree hugging media is so low I'd rather let Ian Huntley babysit my children than have anything to do with your production.

It is because of mis-representation and poor 'sound bite' sensationalist broadcasts such as yours that the owners of 4x4s are being publicly villified when drivers of carcanogen spewing wrecks with no tax and no insurance are left in relative obscurity despite contributing far more damage to the enviroment than any die hard car lover.

Perhaps you should consider shaving your arms pits, getting up off your comfy bean bag and getting ****ed you useless left wing tart

Regards

[name withheld]