Overheard Words

"Wooooooooooow. Is that a greyhound, bruv?"

Chickening Out

"Did you learn to kill a chicken?"

"It was AWFUL, I haven't eaten meat since then.  I got really squeamish."

"Let's hope you don't ever get stranded on a desert island full of chickens."

Overheard Words

This was actually sent to me by Howard - but seeing as he hasn't put it up on his blog, I'm going to pinch it!

Dude 1: "What's that tower, dude?"
Dude 2: "Which one?"
Dude 1: "That one, with BT written on it."
Dude 2: "The BT Tower."
Dude 1: "Oh, that's a bit crap."
Dude 2: "Yeah."

Overheard Words

"I don't like ASDA - it costs £2 to park the car and £1 to get a shopping trolley. The kind of people who shop there, that's half their grocery money gone before they've even entered the supermarket."

"Why is it that when standing in the queue at supermarkets I'm always behind the person with nothing but little box meals in their shopping cart? It's frightening to think that entire families are being brought up on little boxes."