Does your Grandma know you've borrowed her cardie?

It's not big. It's not clever. Or as Howard puts it "straight men dressed as old ladies."


I'm going to start a campaign to ban all men under the age of 50 from wearing cardigans. The Department of Happiness was set up to ensure the wellbeing of all and sundry. Clearly they are not doing their job. First thing tomorrow I'm going to write a letter warning of the evils of the he-cardigan (TM).

That's the only thing getting on my wick this week. That and the fact I trooped around Oxford Street for two hours this evening and returned home empty handed.

Shrove Tuesday next week. Pancakes!!!!!!!!!