Thursday, January 04, 2007

I Heart Camberwell/2007 Predictions

Good evening dear readers, tonights plan involves running rampant in Camberwell with a power drill. Give it a wide berth if you can!

I'm a happy, happy chappy at the moment. I'm having the strangest week. Today went to the jewellery shop to get my necklace fixed. Only cost a couple of quid but I didn't have any change on me, only a big note. The guy in the shop didn't have anything to break it with, so his friend offered to pay for it.

THIS KIND OF STUFF NEVER HAPPENS IN LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!

So big up to the lovely jewellery repair shop in Camberwell and the guys mate. May your year be full of love, luck and success.

Howard made some predictions for 2007, so I am going to make some too...
  • Leo Sayer will win Celebrity Big Brother.
  • Tony Blair will apologise for all his freeloading, then promptly go off for a holiday in Wales, caravanning with Charlotte Church.
  • Size 0 will go out of fashion and all the models on the catwalk will be obese.
  • Cloned food will hit Britain, with Blair discussing the merits of how "one good burger will taste the same as the next," before dashing off to catch his plane to the Maldives.
  • Skulls and crossbones will FINALLY go out of fashion (and I can wear my cool new top without feeling like a sheep).
  • Reality TV will hit a new low with ITV's show "Crime Does Pay", with criminals everywhere being paid £50 for the clip of their latest ASBO offence from CCTV.
  • The OC gets axed (Oh sorry, that's already happened).
  • Southampton will be promoted to the Premiership.
  • Volleyball will become the new national sport, fronted by none other than Posh Spice.
Well that's my lot - feel free to post any predictions and we'll reassess in December 2007!

1 comment:

Ashton Jean-Pierre said...

Nah, I dont think your neighbour Saint will move to the Premiership because they are too saint for this league! hehe! By the way happy new year Cazzzzzz!

Ashton