Jordan and Peter cured my deafness
by Suzy Austin. Metro, 29/01/07
Jordan and Peter Andre's debut album has been deluged with cheeky online reviews, with listeners claiming it can cure arthritis, deafness and even blindness.
The couple's slushy love ballads on A Whole New World received a remarkable 51 five-star reviews on website Amazon.
But Jordan, aka 28-year-old Katie Price and Andre, 33, are said to have found them hilarious.
'There are not many albums on Amazon that average five stars. It puts them up there with the likes of The Beatles,' said a source.
One reviewer, D Marshall, wrote: 'I sat there blind and in pain with my joints as usual and A Whole New World came on the stereo. It was like magic. I began to see lights and then colours and, before I knew it, I could see everything.' Peter Brant, of Worthing, West Sussex, added: 'I was transported to a world of colour and the sounds of angels. I could hear. Tears rolled down my face.'
Other jokers claimed it was perfect background music for sex, had saved their marriage or was 'a turning point in the history of Western music.'
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