Friday, October 20, 2006

The Elixir of Life

I have discovered a whole new level of freakdom.

Sure, I acknowledge that in a parallel universe somewhere light years away it is entirely normal to eat (and even enjoy) tomato ketchup and chocolate spread sandwiches. I bet someone in Norfolk even enjoys dipping (plain) French Fry crisps in their Creme Egg.

People. You know who you are.

But,but,but... today in a bar in London I witnessed someone pour chilli nuts into their refreshingly-cold, condensation speckled glass of Coke.

Now these things happen by accident. But for the guy in question the accident was he'd bought chilli nuts, not plain nuts.

And he gulped it down as if it it was the elixir of life.

Freak.

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